Red and Green Lead Call Demanding History Months

February 22, 2009 -- Santa Monica, CA. As Black History Month winds down, not everyone is in the mood to celebrate. Red and Green are leading a coalition of colors that are demanding the world take notice of them. At a press conference at Crayola headquarters, Red said, "We love Black as much as anyone, and Black History Month is important, but we're colors, too. It's time me and my fellow colors like Green, Blue, Yellow and Orange are recognized with our own History Months."

The coalition is planning a series of attention-grabbing events throughout the spring aimed at reminding the public of their importance. "The world should be reminded that without us, there would be no rainbows, oranges, bands like Green Day or Red Hot Chili Peppers, the sky would have no dimension, and there'd be no blues music," said the coalition's press secretary.

When asked about her position on the matter, Trycia Gentry, Vice President of the Department of History Months said, "We're looking into the coalition's demands, we're taking this very seriously, and it will be the subject of future meetings and consideration." But that response didn't go over well with the coalition of colors. Green had this to say, "It's this type of cold insensitivity that have our members feeling unappreciated and taken for granted. We surely hope Ms. Gentry and her colleagues will see the err of their ways and get some color-based History Months on the books by the end of the year."

No one is quite sure how this drama will play itself out, but the reporters here at www.thankgodfortheinternet.blogspot.com/ will continue investigating this story and we'll update you when news breaks.