Undercover BBQ Investigation

March 8, 2009 -- Santa Monica, CA. The reporters here at Thank God For the Internet Blog are on an undercover special assignment today, investigating BBQs taking place in celebration of Daylight Savings. Many are not aware, but BBQs are beginning to pop-up more frequently as the days get longer and the weather gets warmer. Is this a trend? An anomaly? A dangerous sign of things to come?

Experts from all fields are growing more concerned about the increase in BBQs nationwide. Some claim grill smoke is the main cause of global warming, while others cite the dangers BBQs present in adding to America's alcoholism, obesity, and dependency on meat. Are these baseless claims or is the country headed for ruin? We aim to find out and we'll provide updates when news breaks.