Cyndi Lauper: Girls Aren't Having Fun Anymore

March 1, 2009 -- Santa Monica, CA. While calls to her camp haven't been returned, Cyndi Lauper has allegedly dropped a bomb on the country, saying girls just aren't having fun anymore. According to sources close to the story, Lauper, who's famously known for many hits, including "Girls Just Want To Have Fun," was dining with friends at a posh Venice Beach bistro and she went on a rant about the state of women and fun these days.

As her friends looked on in amazement, the talented singer was overheard saying girls aren't having fun anymore, and we needn't look any further than the Rhianna tragedy to prove it. She then allegedly went on to say; it's very sad, girls do just want to have fun. But look at Paris, Britney, Megan Foxx, Jessica, Lindsay, Beyonce - do you think they're having fun? They're not. Gain 40-pounds and you're fat. Forget to wear underwear and show your private parts in public and you're a slut. Do some drugs, get a DUI, or enter rehab and you're a celeb-u-wreck. Mistake chicken for tuna and you're stupid. And don't ever kiss other girls or else you're a man-hating lesbian. It's like if you have any fun, you have a disease or something. This is not the America I want to live in anymore.

The impassioned tirade concluded with her blaming the economy, aggressive men, jealous bitches, George W. Bush, and the media as the reasons it's impossible for girls to have fun these days.

The reporters here at Thank God For the Internet Blog will continue investigating this story and provide updates when news breaks.