Wednesday, March 11, 2009


R&B Duet: "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"?

March 11, 2009 -- Santa Monica, CA. News is coming in fast and furious from Hollywood about Rihanna and Chris Brown, the famously talented and abusive couple. Here's what we know.
  • Rihanna and Chris are back together
  • Oprah thinks it's a mistake
  • Chris has been charged with two felonies
  • Rihanna and Chris have just recorded a duet, which is focused on couples overcoming difficult challenges
Insiders are scrambling to get a copy of the song and learn its title and release date. And we hear the punch-drunk-in-love couple also recorded a few cover songs, and they're trying to decide which one they like best (editor's note: let's hope they don't fight over it). According to sources, the top 10 contenders are:
  1. "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (Pat Benetar)
  2. "Smack My Bitch Up" (Prodigy)
  3. "Beat Me Blue" (Essence)
  4. "Loser" (Beck)
  5. "Stupid Girl" (Garbage)
  6. "Love Is A Battlefield" (Pat Benetar)
  7. "Fighting For Our Love" (Olivia Newton John)
  8. "Beat Yo Ass" (Brandon D)
  9. "Crazy" (Gnarls Barkley)
  10. "Pimpin' Ain't Easy" (Ice-T)
The reporters here at Thank God For the Internet Blog will keep digging for the truth and we'll provide updates when news breaks.

3 comments:

Tom Bry said...

This weeks sign the apocolypse is upon us:

Pat Benetar is mentioned twice.

Keith said...

Looks like Pat is making a comeback! We're doomed.

Nancy Magoo said...

Haha. Hilarious!