R&B Duet: "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"?

March 11, 2009 -- Santa Monica, CA. News is coming in fast and furious from Hollywood about Rihanna and Chris Brown, the famously talented and abusive couple. Here's what we know.

• Rihanna and Chris are back together
• Oprah thinks it's a mistake
• Chris has been charged with two felonies
• Rihanna and Chris have just recorded a duet, which is focused on couples overcoming difficult challenges

Insiders are scrambling to get a copy of the song and learn its title and release date. And we hear the punch-drunk-in-love couple also recorded a few cover songs, and they're trying to decide which one they like best (editor's note: let's hope they don't fight over it). According to sources, the top 10 contenders are:

1. "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (Pat Benetar)
2. "Smack My Bitch Up" (Prodigy)
3. "Beat Me Blue" (Essence)
4. "Loser" (Beck)
5. "Stupid Girl" (Garbage)
6. "Love Is A Battlefield" (Pat Benetar)
7. "Fighting For Our Love" (Olivia Newton John)
8. "Beat Yo Ass" (Brandon D)
9. "Crazy" (Gnarls Barkley)
10. "Pimpin' Ain't Easy" (Ice-T)

The reporters here at Thank God For the Internet Blog will keep digging for the truth and we'll provide updates when news breaks.